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Welcome to Red Viper Systems! Red Viper Systems brings you FuseBoks©, a powerful derivative of Fusebox enabling the average developer to have super coding powers beyond belief. All elements of our methodology mentioned below are for sale in our products section. FuseBoks© is a combination of techniques involving coding and physical performance enhancements. Further efficiency is achieved using magic: Coding - With techniques heavily inspired by Fusebox1, FuseBoks© enables the average developer to code well organized, modular code. A full spec can be ordered on the products page for a modest fee. Physical - The main problem with what we call yield is the physical limitations of the average human. Sleep and mental dullness can drastically cut back on the output a developer yields in a 24 hour period. Using research gained by both over the counter, as well as some street drugs, our performance enhancer can defeat these weaknesses and increase developer yield by 20%2 Magic - Yes, magic. We figured out how to do magic, and use it to gain efficiency and coding speed. We use a combination of a time slowing spell, as well as a fast typing spell. We have also developed a magic bowl that provides an endless supply of Fruit Loops cereal3 - once the developer eats the contents of this bowl, it automatically refills itself. This means less breaks for eating by the developer, and an increased efficiency of 5%. 1 - Any resemblance to the FuseBoks© core file code and Fusebox is 100% coincidental. 2 - This element of FuseBoks© can only be used every other month. Otherwise, developer usually gets very very sick. We are not liable for any harm that may or may not come to a developer as a result of directly or indirectly using our products. 3 - We are also working on an endless bowl of Colon Blow cereal, for the health concerned. |
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